Mechanic 01 / 03
Gennady
Engine · timing · oil
Engines don't fail out of nowhere. Yours dropped hints for six months; you just weren't listening.
- fixing cars since 2004
- can tell a pulley from a water pump by ear
We tell you what's broken. We show you what it costs. We don't fix what isn't.
A garage for ordinary cars: no longer new, still plenty of miles left. We find the cause first, name the price second, and only fix it third, once you've said yes.
Prices say “from” because cars differ. You'll get the exact figure before we open the bonnet a second time.
Tap the car or pick the sticker that sounds right. The marker crosses out the unlikely and circles the probable. Like an inspection, minus the queue.
…or what it sounds like
You'll see likely causes, a rough price and time. It's a hint, not a diagnosis: we diagnose with our hands.
Five messages, and you know more about your car than you ever wanted to. Not one “oh, and while we were in there…”.
YouKnocking, front right. Over bumps. Sometimes on my nerves.
MotorikaBring it in at 10:00. We'll take 30 minutes to look; diagnostics are €25, free if we do the repair.
MotorikaThe rest of the suspension is fine: ball joints, arms, shocks all alive. We're leaving them alone.
YouYes, go ahead 👍
MotorikaDone. Took it round the worst road in the area: silence. The old link is in your boot. Touch it, bin it or frame it.
MotorikaYour bill: €68.00. Exactly as agreed.
YouWait, that's allowed?
No “expert” badges, no posing by the lift. Each of them can explain what happened well enough for you to retell it at dinner.
Mechanic 01 / 03
Engine · timing · oil
Engines don't fail out of nowhere. Yours dropped hints for six months; you just weren't listening.
Mechanic 02 / 03
Electrics · diagnostics
If a light is on, someone told it something. I find out who, and what.
Mechanic 03 / 03
Suspension · brakes · alignment
Not every knock is the suspension. Once it was a flask rolling around the boot.
The reviews are short. So is the list of things we didn't sell you.
Another garage said I needed “the whole suspension”. Here they swapped one bush for €18. I suspect a conspiracy in my favour.
The price on the receipt matched the price in the message. I read it three times. Still matched.
They sent me a photo of my brake pads. First time I'd ever seen my brake pads. They really were bad.
I was going to give four stars because I couldn't find anything to complain about. Then I realised that's the whole point. Five.
They said: “That's not a knock, that's a flask rolling around your boot.” Didn't charge me a thing. The flask now wears a seatbelt.
Five steps, and the receipt grows as you go. It's a concept, so nothing gets sent anywhere. Your conscience can rest easy too.
Grey gates, a tiny sign and an equally tiny queue. Look for the red dot.