HandmadeTiny batchesRussian for “burn”
Five levels of heat. Bet you tap out before level three.
Cooked by hand, 240 bottles a batch. We chop every pepper ourselves, in gloves, because we’re brave, not stupid. Mercy is not on the ingredient list.
The heat ladder
Five steps, each one taller and meaner than the last. Climb as high as you can take it, then tell everyone it was “honestly fine”.
- Level 1/5
Warm-Up
The gateway sauce. Just enough tingle to say “oh, I’m into spicy food” at parties without technically lying.
Jalapeño, green apple, lime · ≈ 2,500 SHU
€7.90100 ml - Level 2/5
Don’t Panic
Smoky, sweet, charming. Starts gentle, then gets pushy, like a free trial that quietly renews. The name is a request, not a promise.
Chipotle, dark honey, smoked salt · ≈ 15,000 SHU
€8.90100 ml - Level 3/5
Point of No Return
Three seconds of tropical mango bliss. Then the movie starts, you’re the lead, and there’s no stunt double. No rewind button either.
Habanero, mango, passion fruit · ≈ 150,000 SHU
€10.90100 ml - Level 4/5
Moment of Silence
Ends dinner-table debates on its own. Nobody wins, everybody stops talking. Diplomacy in a bottle.
Ghost pepper, black garlic, paprika · ≈ 600,000 SHU
€12.90100 ml - Level 5/5
Last Words
⚠ Signature requiredSold only with a signed waiver. We’re not kidding. Okay, we’re kidding a bit, but you still have to sign. Afterwards, there’s nobody left to argue with.
Carolina Reaper, scorpion chili, smoked salt · ≈ 1,800,000 SHU
€15.90100 ml
Every sauce: 100 ml glass bottle, hand-dipped wax seal. The higher the level, the longer the wax drips. Coincidence? Nope.
Turn up the site
Drag the slider. The site will sweat for you: colours, the fire up top, even our tone of voice. Consider yourself warned.
Warm-Up
≈ 2,500 Scoville unitsRoom temperature. The site is chill, you’re chill. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Pairs well with this temperature
Warm-Up · €7.90
How much can you take?
Five questions. Lie if you want. The sauce always knows.
The waiter asks: “Want it spicy?” You say:
Survivor reviews
Everyone survived. Most are happy. Names unchanged: they’ve got nothing left to lose.
Bet my buddy a case of beer. Won the beer. Couldn’t open it until Thursday.
Put one drop of Moment of Silence in the family chili. First holiday dinner in six years with zero arguments about who does the dishes. We all just did them. Silently. Thank you.
So how’s Don’t Panic?
The name is lying. There was panic
Delicious panic though. Get two
- Pizza
- 1 pc
- Point of No Return
- half a bottle
- Self-esteem
- +300%
Bought it to go with pizza. Now the pizza goes with the sauce. Cried with joy. Pretty sure it was joy.
Bought Warm-Up to impress my coworkers. Now I get invited to every lunch, “just to watch”.
Fire, delivered
Packed so well it survives even your screaming. What happens after it arrives is your department.
- We cookTuesday is pepper day. Windows open, neighbours warned.
- We bottle by handEvery bottle dipped in wax. Yes, by hand. Yes, hot wax.
- We shipIn a sturdy box with wood shavings and a note. Read before opening.
- You open itAnd instantly understand why there was a note.
Talk to us
Email[email protected]Phone · weekdays 10–19+000 000 00 00Contacts are concept placeholders. We reply within a day, unless we’re busy taste-testing.